"Hotel Mama" 5-Star White Glossy Mug

The ultimate reality check, disguised as a luxury brand. Every Balkan child has heard the phrase "Nije ti ovo hotel" (This isn't a hotel)—usually while their mom is treating them exactly like a guest in a hotel.

This mug features a premium "Five Star" crest design that looks elegant on the coffee table, with the legendary passive-aggressive reminder printed boldly underneath. Perfect for the mom who does everything (but wants to complain about it) or the adult child who needs a humble reminder.

⚠️ LIMITED DROP: FINAL SALE This item is part of a limited production run. All sales are final.

• Made for You: This item is custom printed when you order. Please allow 2–5 days for production.
• No Returns: Because this is a made-to-order item, we do not accept returns for buyer's remorse.
• Broken on Arrival? If your mug arrives damaged, email us a photo immediately for a replacement. See Shipping & Return page for more details. 

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe